PARISSI

Very rude staff and unhelpful, food was bland and sandwiches lacked filling, I requested sweetener and was handed a dirty sweetener dispenser and the coffee is very low quality although I ordered a lattee which can usually hide a medium quality coffee and I couldn’t drink it and it was barely warm not hot at all

A pallid, faux-chic distraction, basically as lame as it gets. A failure of imagination, intensely mediocre in most every way, and ill-fitted to such an otherwise lively neighbourhood I don’t mind the indifferent staff and cold attitude, that’s par for the course in places like this. But there’s just so much pretension in one cafe I cannot stress enough how not worth it the experience is. Expect aggressively average coffee, mostly tasteless food, and a fat bill for it. Spiros the chef has to be one of the most dismissive guys I’ve come across. Very bad vibes. A spot for the most boring among us only. I can see why a certain sort loves it. Avoid if you’ve got a personality